{Prose}
The flowers began showing up on the front porch on a Tuesday. First, roses, then, sunflowers, then, daisies. Paul, Gina's husband, was getting suspicious. Who was this secret lover? What did he want with Gina? How did they know each other? Gina was not helpful in solving the mystery - she'd just bat her eyelashes and give a graceful shrug. "Someone's just noticed me, I guess." Feeling guilty, Paul went out and bought a bouquet of carnations for his wife. Only to come home and find a huge assorted bouquet waiting for Gina. He was furious.
Then he found the receipts.